Sorry introverts

Being the 'strong, silent type' only works if you are handsome. People don't want to explore if there is any depth to you if you're not aesthetically pleasing.

SmartCasualPenguin

Sorry introverts

United Artists

But they're so pretty!

I am sure more good looking people get away with horrible personalities.

IAmSomewhatHappy

But they're so pretty!

Fox Television

That's just common sense

Wearing more revealing clothes

Ju5t1n726

That's just common sense
Why are you staring? STOP STARING

Making a lot of eye contact or smiling at a stranger

fh3131

Why are you staring? STOP STARING

Telltale Games

Wow...

Weirdly, being polite to the opposite sex. I'm generally a very polite and friendly person. When I was fat, men would constantly go out of their way to make sure I knew they had no interest even though I hadn't given any hint at being interested and was already in a relationship. Now that I've lost weight everyone's a LOT nicer.

Einmanabanana

Wow...

Walt Disney Pictures

Roll for Charisma

Being socially forward. Interrupting people while talking, hitting on people, giving unsolicited advice, etc. Being attractive gives you an automatic +1 to charisma.

CombatMeatBro

Roll for Charisma

Warner Bros Pictures

Always Dress Up

Dressing down for an occasion. For example, hot guy can wear jeans to a semi-formal event and pull it off, looks fine, no worries. Ugly guy wears jeans to a semi-formal event, and he looks lazy and underdressed.

Trust_Me_Im_a_Panda

Always Dress Up

Fox Television

Are you having a stroke?

Winking Seductively. Just...no

napoleoninrags98

Are you having a stroke?

BBC Television

True...

Flirting is basically treated like harassment if you're ugly.

RiggedErection

True...
Ew

Taking your shirt off.

HacksawJimDGN

Ew

Nickelodeon

These double standards are getting out of hand

Wearing really short skirts. It's summer and plenty of people wear them.

But when I wear them, "I can't allow you to enter our restaurant dressed like this, sir."

upvoteifurgey

These double standards are getting out of hand

20th Century Fox

I need to stop watching these movies

Be persistent in pursuit of your crush. At least in movies, anyways.

windburner

I need to stop watching these movies

20th Century Fox

I need to read more

Bothering people who are reading. After years of sitting in coffee shops reading, I realized I was curt with anyone who tried to engage me in conversation, unless they were an attractive girl.

Johnnyonnaspot

I need to read more

PBS Television

I'm sure this works the same if you're loud

Being quiet/introverted.

If you're attractive, then you're "cute" or "sweet" or "reserved".

If you're ugly, then you're "awkward" or "creepy" or "have no life".

runarnar

I'm sure this works the same if you're loud

NBC Television

That's terrible!

Apparently cheating. I Know a girl that's very very attractive. She was cheating on her boyfriend, her one friend wholly supported it. Said "Sometimes someone better comes along." My wife seemed to want to give the girl the benefit of the doubt. She said "We can't consider her the bad guy here. We don't know her whole story. Maybe her current boyfriend is abusive."

zirtbow

That's terrible!

Netflix

Ouch

Crying.

When a beautiful person is crying everyone is concerned and consoling.

Ugly people cry no one cares and acts like they aren't there.

Ouch

FOX Television

Marilyn Monroe is rolling in her grave

That ugly mole somewhere in the vicinity of the nose/mouth. It's a mole, not a beauty mark.

Udjet

Marilyn Monroe is rolling in her grave
Gross

Sending Nudes

DerekNotDerrick

Gross
So sad

Assuming people want to interact with you

ShlomoKenyatta

So sad

Paramount Pictures

At least you have your looks!

Being dumb

forgotusername

At least you have your looks!

CBS Television

This is frustrating.

Being lazy/unemployed or working a bad job. Attractive people tend to get the "he/she is finding their way in life" excuse, as though the only reason they're working at KFC is to afford their modelling/sports career. Others just get "he/she needs to stop being so lazy and get a real job." People are too judgemental.

Ultra_Brain_Fart

This is frustrating.

Nickelodeon

'Weapons-Grade Beauties'

Being rude to bar staff. I've seen weapons-grade beauties get away with awful manners whilst we ordinary folk must say please and thank you just to get a warm beer in a dirty glass.

HenryCurtmantle

'Weapons-Grade Beauties'

Warner Brothers Television

A good way to test how attractive people think you are

Saying you're ugly. If you're actually ugly you just end up making everyone uncomfortable. If you're beautiful people tend to fall all over themselves trying to reassure you that you're beautiful.

goatsaretasty

A good way to test how attractive people think you are

Nickelodeon

I wish I knew this earlier...

Being weird.

People will tolerate a great deal of weirdness, strangeness and psycho behaviour from an attractive person, whereas these traits would be unforgivable in an ugly person.

There was a social experiment conducted where a catfish profile of a beautiful blonde was created. When guys talked to her the catfishers responded with the most weird, bizzarre, off-the-wall, creepy answers but guys still kept pursuing.

Socialist7

I wish I knew this earlier...

CBS Television

Well then...

People are psychologically more inclined to believe someone good looking is skillfull at whatever they're claiming to good at, despite no evidence. In fact there's something called the 'halo effect' that says along with beauty come all sorts of other positive characteristics. We have a tendency to think beautiful people are funnier, more friendly, more intelligent, more exciting, in possession of better social skills, are more interesting, poised and even more independent.

Well then...
So inspiring

Going on about how inner beauty is more important than outer beauty. If you're attractive and say this you're humble and empowering, but if you're ugly and say it, you're just seen as whining.

Rrmack

So inspiring

Columbia Pictures

Just Be Nice
Just Be Nice

Paramount Pictures

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