Gendered Onesies?

Oh I get it! It's because women are supposed to hate their bodies and men are supposed to be proud! Clever.

Good on you manufacturers for combating masculine insecurity.

Gendered Onesies?

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Gendered Sprinkles

What's that? Your favorite color is green? That's impossible, you're a girl. You have to like pink.

Gendered Sprinkles

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His And Her Bookmarks

Aside from how frustrating this is, can we take in for a moment how the 'Her' book mark is like 25% larger than His?

Also, when you're done reading either "DIY Barn Building" or "Knitting for the 21st Century" you can use these bookmarks as bathroom labels.

His And Her Bookmarks

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Boy Stars And Girl Stars

This has to be fake. Everybody knows that boys don't like stars.

Boy Stars And Girl Stars

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Cowgirl Pistols

"See?! We're progressive! Girls can engage in violence too! As long as their guns are pink."

Cowgirl Pistols

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Gendered Q-Tips?!

I'm offended that they think these cotton swabs are the 'Men's Ultimate Multi-tool'. Also, why only men's Multi-Tool? Do women have a unique Multi-Tool we don't know about?!

Gendered Q-Tips?!

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"Lady Hammer"

I'm just going to ignore the hilariously inappropriate name of this product. Thank goodness there's finally a hammer that girls can use too! Take that hammer industry!

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Gendered German Desserts

"Sorry, my son can't eat these."

"But they're blue!"

"Yes, but they say Rapunzel on them. I can't have him eating Princess food!"

Gendered German Desserts

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Well Said
Well Said

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Men's Tea?

Finally! Let me just put my Men's Tea right next to my Men's Cereal and the pounds of Man Bacon I have stockpiled.

Men's Tea?

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Superheroes Are For Boys

Uhm, girls don't like superheroes! If they did, we'd have a female superhero by now.

Superheroes Are For Boys

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"Mansize Tissues"

Terrible marketing technique. Everyone knows that men don't use tissues. We blow our noses into sandpaper.

Or maybe they're intended for *ahem* another part of the anatomy...

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Frying Pans For Women

"Now all my pancakes taste like lilac and lavender thanks to this completely necessary butterfly inlet on my frying pan!"

Frying Pans For Women

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His And Hers Career Choices

"We had to make the girl's outfit a beautician. It just wouldn't be real-world accurate if we made a pink doctor's uniform."

His And Hers Career Choices

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Joy For Boys

Oh I wonder what toys are inside these! Maybe a little hammer? A truck? Another outdated stereotype?

Joy For Boys

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"Good Girl" Dog Treats

Are you sure this isn't cat food? Everyone knows that all dogs are boys.

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Gendered...Caterpillar Snacks?

Spot the differences! (Hint: you can't call guys cute.)

Gendered...Caterpillar Snacks?

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Women's Trail Mix

For a second I thought this said 'Woman's Fertility Mix', which was probably the first draft of this product name.

Women's Trail Mix

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The Bronut?

You know what? Today I want to snack like a woman. Someone hand me that bag of flower petals and raspberries.

The Bronut?

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Fabric Softener FOR MEN! HOO HAH

"Ugh, Mom! Why did you have to use the girl's Fabric Softener?! I want my clothes to feel like I'm rubbing against limestone!"

Fabric Softener FOR MEN! HOO HAH

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Husband Noise-Cancelling Earplugs

It's a shame I'm not a woman because those are so much cheaper than the others. Oh well. T-shaped earplugs it is!

Husband Noise-Cancelling Earplugs

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Gendered Shampoo

These products need to be across the aisle from each other, holding picket signs and hurling insults.

Gendered Shampoo

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Gender Equal Sponges

Uhm, why is there even a male option here? Only women do dishes.

Gender Equal Sponges

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Ladies Hip Flasks

I DON'T CARE, I'M GETTING THE SPARKLY FLASK AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

Actually, maybe I'll get both. One for whiskey and one for cosmos.

Ladies Hip Flasks

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Man Coffee

FOR MAKING MAN COFFEE!
FOR MEN!
TO PUT IN YOUR GRIZZLY GRIP CUP!

Man Coffee

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