Pay your respects!

In Osmosis Jones, there is a statue of a sperm cell with "our founder" engraved on it.

warl0ckz3r0

Pay your respects!

Warner Brothers Pictures

Oh dear...

Almost 31 years old and just this week realized what the line from Willy Wonka "candy is dandy but liquor is quicker" meant.

anti_climax

Oh dear...

Paramount Pictures

The secret's out!

My favorite is from Ratatouille - the scene where Linguine almost tells Colette that Remi is the real chef.

He begins to explain that he has "a secret...a tiny...little"

Colette breaks eye contact and glances towards his crotch for a split second.

"A tiny little chef that tells me what to do."

So subtle! I tip my hat to that animator!

thedeadlybrain

The secret's out!

Walt Disney Pictures

A very Complex joke

In Disney's Hercules, he tells Meg after they see a play, "That Oedipus...and I thought I was messed up."

kim_jong_kimball

A very Complex joke

Walt Disney Pictures

Duck Tracy

Old Daffy Duck cartoon made me spit my morning coffee out... Daffy is playing a detective and asks the lady duck what she knows? "Beats me," she says. He responds, "Sorry lady. I never mix business with pleasure."

realmanhands

Duck Tracy

Warner Brothers Pictures

Ground Breaking

Aladdin and the king of thieves. When genie feels the elephants rampaging towards the palace during the wedding of Jasmine and Aladdin. "I thought the earth wasn't supposed to shake until the honeymoon?!" I almost lost it.

narf007

Ground Breaking

Walt Disney Pictures

You know exactly why that's the only joke you remember

There was an episode of Jimmy Neutron where Jimmy and Sheen had to go inside Carl's body to save him for some reason (I don't remember the specifics). After Jimmy and Sheen jumped into Jimmy's machine that can shrink down and fly about Jimmy says to Sheen "Next stop, the uvula!" and Sheen says "Oh man, you mean we have to bring a girl with us?"

That is the only joke I remember from that show and I have no idea why.

WheelsOfConfusion

You know exactly why that's the only joke you remember

Nickelodeon

Apparently this is a common joke

Monster House:

"That must be the uvula!"

"Oh, so it's a girl house!"

PaisleyStars

Apparently this is a common joke

Columba Pictures

Too hot

In Beauty and the Beast, Lumière is tasked with guarding Belle's room until she decides to come out. When she finally does, he is behind some curtains mixing it up with a French maid. The maid then says "Oh, Lumière, I have been burnt by you before" in a sexy voice. Little me thought "of course she has, he has candles for hands :D"

JMSadmirer

Too hot

@champagnejamboree

Potato humor

For years, I never understood why in Toy Story why Mr. Potato Head took off his mouth and tapped his side with it.

Not exactly innuendo, but "Kiss-ass" is a bit more of adult humour I guess.

go-with-the-flo

Potato humor

Walt Disney Pictures

Nutty Humor

I was watching a Wallace and Gromit film and Wallace was naked and at a cheese festival. He used a box to cover himself up and the words "May Contain Nuts" were printed in a corner.

Timewalker6

Nutty Humor

DreamWorks Animation

Baby Sitter

In Pixar's The Incredibles, when Syndrome goes to the house as the "replacement baby sitter" for Jack Jack, the correct baby sitter asks him why he only has an S on his costume for "Sitter". Syndrome explains that he didn't want to walk around with the initials for "Baby Sitter" emblazoned on his chest.

I never could find out why my parents thought it was so funny.

L1AM

Baby Sitter

Walt Disney Pictures

Too quick

In Justice League when The Flash is talking to Hawk Girl, he says "I'm the fastest man on the planet."

And Hawk Girl replies "Maybe that's why you can't get a date."

Too quick

Warner Brothers Animation

Wrong Pocket!

The Mask - When he's making balloon animals and pulls a condom out of his pocket, says "Oops... wrong pocket" Never noticed as a kid yet I saw that movie a thousand times

Maze9189

Wrong Pocket!

Warner Brothers Pictures

Ka-Chow

In Cars, McQueen asks Sally if she has a pinstripe tattoo on her rear. Total tramp stamp reference I only understood later.

Ka-Chow

Walt Disney Pictures

Grim...

In "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" there's one scene where they're all walking around and Grim says "I've never understood how a young boy could go through so many socks."

thedarkpurpleone

Grim...

Cartoon Network

Did I do that?

Steve Urkel is trying to avoid being romantic at a drive in, but his girlfriend blows in his ear and the popcorn in his lap pops.

broforce

Did I do that?

Warner Brothers Television

Little Man, Big Tower

In Shrek when they see the castle and he's like "Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?". When I was little I was like LOL yeah it's because he's short right?

justpedalfaster

Little Man, Big Tower

DreamWorks Animation

Build-A-Boy

Robots, when the Rodney is born.

Wife- you missed the delivery.

Man- :(

Wife, holding build-a-baby box- it's okay, making the baby is the fun part.

Build-A-Boy

klasodeth

Welsh, that's awkward

From the TV show MASH--best line ever--from Hawkeye, "I had an Uncle who was a sheep farmer..... he never married".

ghost_in_th_machine

Welsh, that's awkward

20th Century Fox

Of course it is

In the Scooby Doo movie, when Mary Jane tells shaggy her name, he says "like that's my favorite name ever!

The_chosen_5

Of course it is

Warner Brothers Pictures

CHECK FOR WHAT?!

In the Rugrats movie when Charlotte and Betty are trying to tell Didi that Dill is a boy, Charlotte says "You know what they say! Born under Venus, check for a - phone rings Hold on I have to take this."

Tw1tcHy

CHECK FOR WHAT?!
Patrick no!

In an old episode of Spongebob, Spongebob praises Patrick by saying that his "genius is showing." Patrick quickly covers up his crotch and exclaims, Where?!"

Fillard_Millmore

Patrick no!

Nickelodeon

The truth has spoken...

I've seen the Jim Carrey movie "Liar Liar" way too many times. For those who haven't seen it, the main character is put under a spell where he can't lie for 24 hours.

At one point, someone asks, "How's it hangin'?"

His response is, "Short, shriveled, and always to the left."

I laughed so hard at that when I saw the movie as an adult.

sharpiefairy666

The truth has spoken...

Universal Pictures

Sha-Wing!

In Toy Story 2 when Jessie slides around on the matchbox car, Buzz Lightyear becomes so impressed that his wings involuntarily eject.

skatecarter

Sha-Wing!

Walt Disney Pictures

That's got to be the least sexy pick-up line I've ever heard

A Bugs Life: During a the circus scene, one of the Fly Brothers, says to Francis (thinking he's a girl), "Hey cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real bug?!"

Sex

msidd1

That's got to be the least sexy pick-up line I've ever heard

Walt Disney Pictures

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