This Facebook nice guy is just looking for the love of a good woman... who hasn't eaten anything recently.
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Bonus nice guy points for lack of shirt.
1+1= IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
...the truth will out.
Literally. I saw someone like your photo on Instagram and then I decided to go all Romeo & Juliet over a complete stranger.
Step 3: Profit?
Did he mention how down-to-earth he is too?
Nothing like getting publicly eviscerated by a woman you know is already engaged.
No doubt. You're nothing but darkness. This is like the opening paragraph of a manifesto.
I mean, why did you want to hook up with her if she's livestock? You really need to up your self-esteem.
But it's nothing to do with eating. Did this guy actually think he could use "the law" to scare people into dating him?
This guy actually messaged the boyfriend of the girl he's creepily in love with, begging him to make her happy. Next level weird.
I guess the real nice guys are in Saudi Arabia. They're so chivalrous they don't even force their women to drive.
Also, this explains why I never get the job.
Also listening to you moan about their exes before you've even met.
I guess that makes him just... a guy...
I mean it. I'm gone. As of now.
This is your last chance.
Please stop me.
Good God. This guy is like a real life Phantom of the Opera.
Good to know it wasn't out of the kindness of his heart.
I mean, who's nicer than a guy who pretends to be nice to get what he wants, amirite?
Does he mean "the black death"? Please be specific.
If you doubt one word of this, you're a bad person.
Here's another nice guy inserting himself into someone else's relationship by messaging the boyfriend of a woman who does not want him.
But few have realized it.
Okay, seriously: I'm starting to think the defining trait of these creeps is their inability to detect irony. You can't call her rude and then tell her to bend over and take a picture of her butt with only a comma separating you from your own hypocrisy.
Yeah, that'll show her how nice you are.
My irony theory is confirmed. I should do a Dr. Phil type show where I only interview nice guys.
AGH! NO! THE FRIENDSHIP! IT BURNS. IT BURNS!
...at your funeral after your next boyfriend murders you. Don't say I didn't warn you!
The final boss of online dating.
I was just trying to be nice! I saw that you had no friends, so I wove you into my ornately twisted fantasies. Was that wrong?
If you're going to go an an ill-informed rant, at least visit dictionary.com first. This makes it sound like you want a woman to bury you in the Mojave.
He's such a good guy, he won't even touch you when you're asleep. Somebody get this man some lovin' on the double!